Tales from an introvert fangirl

People just assume I’m an extrovert because I crack jokes all the time. I must be the most entertaining person to hang out with. Oh, you have front row tickets to a strip club? Yeah, I’m not your girl. I realize that my regular readers are probably tilting their heads at the screen in confusion, much […]

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Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike

Against my better judgment I am going to attempt to liveblog the first Clinton-Trump debate. Anything short of a folding chair getting smashed over Lester Holt’s head will be terribly disappointing. 8:55 Bill Clinton managed to avoid staring at Melania’s cleavage. I’m impressed. But the camera cut away from Ivanka, so he may have snuck […]

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My Christmas music dating test

After signing up for every dating site available, I have concluded that I could create one simple test to save myself from countless bad dates. I thought about turning this into a Facebook quiz, where I ask men to choose the most appealing scene among photos of a windmill, a junkyard, Siberia and a tar pit […]

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