A new blog post — now with Pumpkin Spice!

It’s that time of the year again. No, not the most wonderful time of the year, although I do find it socially acceptable to start playing Christmas music in July. Perry Como is timeless. I’m not referring to back to school either, because to kidless me that just means a giant pain in the ass getting stuck behind school buses making me […]

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Does this make me Rue McClanahan?

I went on a date Friday night. I tell you this so you will understand that I have fulfilled my date quota for the year and you won’t have the expectation of further dating stories this year. Any future dating posts are probably either made up, fantasies (especially if they involve Ryan Reynolds lookalikes), or are […]

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I don’t fear dating; maybe I just fear slutty shoes

I had an Aha! moment this weekend, while cleaning out the umpteen shoe boxes buried under ¾” of dust under my bed. I don’t mean A-ha, like “Take on Me”, which was a totally awesome music video, even though I was listening to my 80s playlist at the time. If you now have that song […]

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